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How to Have Fun Outside The Education System

How to Have Fun Outside The Education System

How to Have Fun Outside The Education System – This is an extract from ‘The Anxious Entrepreneur’, my latest/fourth book. I dedicate it to Matric Class of 2016.

How to Have Fun Outside The Education System

This chapter is for those who have just finished high school and don’t have the money to further their studies but are hustling hard for it, or those who absolutely do not want to go to varsity.

It is also for those who have just graduated from university, but don’t want to pursue a career related to their qualification, and who want to explore their interests instead.

Those who want to pursue entrepreneurship will find this particularly mind churning.

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First, let me get my guilt out of the way.

In 2005, I enrolled for a three year diploma, in accounting, at the University of Johannesburg. I finished it in record time. To be completely truthful Read more

How to become a better nonfiction writer in 9 steps

Am I a good writer? I want to be. Is my grammar on point? No, it is not.

Do I enjoy writing? Yes, absolutely. Writing is what I do.

Before you go on reading, know this is my personal manifesto for being a good writer. I wrote it for me first.

(1).Read fiction

The best book description I absolutely agreed with was an LA Times dubbing of James Clavell’s ‘Noble House’ novel as “spellbinding”. He is my favourite author.

I am not encouraging you to go read the book so that you do not get the delightful treat it is.

Other fiction books I kept turning page nonstop were Stephen King’s ‘The Eyes of the Dragon’, Gcobani Bobo and Elvis Jack’s ‘Rise of the Dagger’ (Disclaimer; I work with these guys) and Lorenzo Carcaterra’s ‘Gangster’.

Fiction is spellbinding because the authors concentrate on storytelling, fascination, drama and they are majestic with words.

As a nonfiction writer, I want my writing to be spellbinding. It is challenging as my text is mostly informational. So I try to be fictionally nonfiction.

How? By making use of storytelling, anecdotes, analogies, and trying to be majestic with words.

Why? I want people to keep turning page-after-page when going through my writing.

(2).The ‘how-to-guy’ could be a dick

There are a lot of people who tell you how to write. I am not one of them, but I guess in this post I am. It is a bit contradictory.

What I mean here is; go with whatever advice that resonates with you and might assist in becoming the writer you want to be.

(3).Find your framework

I write early in the morning before I start work.

I get up at 5am, read a spellbinding book for +/- 20 minutes, just to charge up my mood. I then write for an hour or more.

I tested writing at different day times and I found the mornings to be best for me.

After writing, I feel like I have fulfilled a part of me. Different knocks in the day, maybe brought by work – cannot disrupt the joy and fulfilment I caught off writing. I become robust.

When I do not start with writing, I become vulnerable to a day’s ever-changing mood.

(4).Develop your shtick

Mine is bringing together my interests with experiences, stories, theories and ideas; and then pulling out a lesson or whatever that serves the interests.

My interests are teaching, self-help, entrepreneurship, comedy, music, psychology and development-economics.

For instance, at the point of writing this article; How My Grandmother and Her Daughter, My Mother, Ruined My First Businesses – I was recounting the numerous times I failed in entrepreneurship.

I then thought of the allowing role played by both my mother and grandmother in my early childhood as an aspiring entrepreneur. The comedic sensibilities in me said, “…but they ruined your home-farming ventures by always giving away your produce.”

In the article, I am dancing around with these experiences with an intention to reminisce and humour. The one anecdote people loved was when I said, “Every morning after noticing that I had wet my bed, it would be a reminder to water my garden.”

(5).Practice weekly

You get better at what you practice often. You maintain fitness when you work-out weekly or even more frequently.

Athletes do practice at least five days in the week.

I try to write every day, though I fail every week, I do write three or more days in the week. My idea-generation muscle is good because of this.

(6).Forgive your past writing

You will write bad material which at that time seemed great. Once you start realising it was awful, it means you are improving.

Accept to have shame. Live with it and own it by practising some more – to become better.

(7).Have your own writing manifesto, like I penned this one

I write to achieve the following:

Self-deprecation

I have comedic senses, I have to feed them. When I can critique and laugh at my own misfortunes, the lessons marinate properly.

Practice connecting concepts as a writer

This is my shtick.

It trains and stretches my creativity muscle. I am fit to solve various problems; work-wise and otherwise.

(8).Go to school

This is my writing manifesto. On my ‘to-do-list’ is to take a writing class.

Browse for what you need to do to reach the next level – from the internet, books, etc.

(9).Live an interesting life

Do interesting stuff. The things you are scared to do but want to do. It is to the benefit of your development and subsequently the world.

Interesting lessons, developments and discoveries emerge in this way.

The interesting shenanigans I forego as an entrepreneur gives me content to produce books and awesome blog posts I ever wrote.

How I Lost R90 000 in 2011 and Still Miss it When I Am Broke

I am on a promotion of fourth and latest book, ‘The Anxious Entrepreneur’. Do check it out.

When broke, don’t you sometimes ponder upon the monies you had in the past, the deals missed and those you said no to?

Today I am doing that. I am expecting monies to come through and even those funds are budgeted for different projects. I want more to put into current and others. What I mean here is I am future broke.

Money multiplies Read more

The Neurological Effect of Sister Bethina on Black People and The Beatles’ way

Do you want to create your own brand of shoes, alcohol, clothes, water, makeup, etc.? Do you procrastinate? I’ve written a book just for you called “90 Days to Create & Launch.” Join my Create and Launch Challenge. Buy the book on Amazon, Takealot, in South African bookstores, or in my store if you are in South Africa.

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This post is either borderline satire or truth, I could not decide at the time of writing. All I know is that it is my sign of appreciation. 

Doctors, mechanics, professors, the unemployed, politicians; whoever they are – if they are black and South African, Mgarimbe’s ‘Sister Bethina’ makes their world go steady-wild and crazy. Like LSD did to the youth of the 70s, but in this 4 plus minute song. Like how white people go crazy when Earth Wind & Fire’s ‘September’ plays – only rhythmically, ghostly and crazier.

It heightens our ratchet consciousness. It is our endorphin releaser. It cuts across professional Read more